Bring It On

I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin' , great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate the school!
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.
I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead! *clapclap*
We act like we're on speed! *clapclap*
You hate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like you either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! Roll Call!

Hi! I'm Josh. Joshua to my enemies, Joshie to my friends, Kaeden to some other friends that I only really talked to for like a month when Katrina and I were trying to be different people than the people we are, which led to a lot of confusion and ambiguous weirdness and sex but I digress.This is my introductory post. Katrina says I have to post mine before she'll post hers.

If I were secretly-insecure, pompous, or I wanted you to like me, I would say that I never know what to say in these things, and that I don't like to talk about myself. Those words would be lies. The fact of the matter is that I love to talk about myself, find it hard to stop sometimes, and will spend most of my spare time thinking about what I would say in response to various questions about myself, my attitudes and the life I lead. I promise to limit myself though. Most of what makes me myself you'll probably learn through the course of this blog, and everything else is unimportant.

The most important parts of me can be summed up into 3 key points.

1: I'm 26. This is important because I've crossed the quarter-century mark, which means that I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. Wait ... That's not right. I'm not very old at all, but I've accomplished plenty and squeezed a lot into these 26 years. The one downside is that I'm pretty much on my deathbed in gay years. Which brings me to important note 2.

2: I'm gay. Well, that's the simple word. Really, I fall in love with people based on their personalities, souls, cute butts and adorability. Genitals don't really play into the equation. Strangely, aside from a couple girlfriends, boys seem to be the best bet for my personality type. So, to make things easier, I just say I'm gay. It keeps people from paying too much attention to my love life.

3: I live for music. Period. It is my life-force. Music is the blood in my veins and the words that get caught in my larynx. They fill me up with purpose and direction. The way to my heart is through song and flattery. The way to convince me of your worth is to quote obscure lyrics. A common game of mine is for friends and I to try and trip each other up on facebook by guessing the titles associated with obscure lyrics.

So, that's me.