"I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo."
So, I wanted to share my thoughts on Glee, in this week's Gleecap. I'll do that tomorrow. For tonight though, I give you my disjointed notes from this week's episodes. All times are based on my illegally downloaded copy of the show and will be fixed once they're released on DVD.
Kudos on the return of the mailman.
The only two girls in high school who won't put out- I effing wish.
Do you think The Nutcracker's just a musical?
Outfit 1: White collar grey button down with a gold lamé bowtie, and a three-quarters length wool duster!?
Outfit 1 - The latest fall fashions from Hot Topic ftw?
Return of the mohawk
"wow what a catch, can't believe i ever let you go"
Worst drum roll ever.
Lines from mercedes: how are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people.
The boys beat us the alst time we competed against them. We need to bring the noise HARD this time.
"Hold up like a milliona wesome gay jokes just popped into my head."
"Kurt, I'm gonna say it again. Boy's team."
Artie is the whitest white kid ever in the history of mankind.
"Slow down professor x, i never said anything about liking you. Now shut up right quick."
I don't know what that it, but if I foind out it's bad the fury's gonna find you.
This is my hill to climb alone.
I've totally done that.
Outfit 2: horizontal stripes, untied bowtie built in and skinny jeans.
Why does he own a paperdoll version of himself?
Quinn owns way too many idols of the Virgin Mary.
"Who would rather be dry-humping she-hulk."
It was somebody's job to make these pictures of Bieste.
09:00 first song
09:19 Random old bitch at school?!
Why are there people with steel drums hanging out in the Quad?
10:10 outrageously gay hair
Outfit 3: Worst spyjob ever.
Attack of the disappearing 5 o'clock shadow.
Unacceptably cute cuteness.
12:30 Second sogn, but best
Worst dance moves ever.
Gaysian with a HUGE mouth.
Unacceptable hair/dancing
TINA AND MIKE DON'T FUCK?! WHAT?!
Cigar + tutu?!
You crap on my leg, I'll cut it off.
Why do Mike Chang and Sam Evans wear shirts? I feel like it should be a school mandate than involves them being shirtless at all times.
Outfit: Unacceptable patterns. NOT OK KURT!
Heart to heart, including a rather laughable use fo the word "pissed"
Be Mean to girls, they'll like you
Horse sweater?! Dear Glee, Blossom called, they want their sweater-vests back.
Dine and Dash? He's in a fucking wheelchair! This presents some logistical issues.
25:30 Zero transition in third song, which was a horrible piece of shit. Like seriously, not ok. It was just plain pathetic. Did rachel raid her Sandy closet again? Where did Mercedes find this ungodly ensemble?
CUTE TEXT MESSAGE!
124 emails? Shit Kurt! PS: where are the rest ofyour apps dude? Shit be looking all kinds of empty.
White ties are not ok, Mr. Schu3
Outfit: Is he wearing another skirt?! No, jsut shorts with knee high boots
Bucket List: Two confetti cannons + Cackle.
Why didn't you pick your phone up off of the floor, Kurt?
DAVID KAROFSKY IS GAY?! BOMB! He's not so chubby either, he's kind of cute actually. He looks a bit like i did while in AZ actually... dammit, now this scene is going to ahve all kinds of undertones.
BEST SHOCKED look ever.
If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.
angstangstangstangstangstangstangstangst
"well he's not coming out anytime soon"
Most terrifying kiss EVAR!
38:44 So, did kurt create the Courage Shrine, or is Blaine a creeper who put it up in his locker because kurt's iphone got broked?
39:56 final song, sucked just as much as the other mash up.
Did anybody else notice that Kurt's left hand covered his heart when everybody else used their right hand?
Wheelchairs ruin group hugs.
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